Google Meme

I was tagged for a meme for the first time, so here it is. Plug your first name and the following verbs (needs; is; likes; wants; gets; and says) into Google and copy the first (or best) five responses. I should point out that this meme is getting difficult because everybody and their mother is doing it, and the majority of my Google results are other Jaimes doing this meme. Jaimes are meme suckers.

Jaime needs...
...more work in the question/answer department.
...the swim of her life.
...proof.
...some villains.
...votes!!!

Jaime is...
...given two bionic legs, capable of propelling her at speeds exceeding 60 mph.
...offered a job as a ghostwriter for one of the ritziest and richest.
...a graduate of The University of Toronto.
...seen briefly in a commercial for Martini
...officially engaged.

Jaime likes...
...to veg out.
...Halloween is so much better than Valentine's Day in so many ways.
...WVU Girls.
...to pick up rocks and carry them around.
...to bundle up in lots of clothes before it is even remotely cold out.

Jaime wants...
...to lose her virginity.
...a balloon picture published by shabang11.
...in on the action picture published by southfh.
...chocolate.
...to be Miss Florida Teen U.S.A. so badly that she even dreams about it at night.

Jaime gets...
...Jaime gets up close to the swells in Beverly Hills.
...my vote too, she's the girl next door, incredibly beautiful and wholesome.
...Ugly about Betty.
...Sent Home from Pussycat Dolls.
...glazed for the Emmys.

Jaime says...
...bye to baby weight.
..."donkey" in a Nova Scotia pub.
..."2 X 3 = 6" PAUSE Tape to validate the answers of your students.
...he finds the reading-skill programs particularly helpful for learning.
...he feels like we know enough about our missions and gameplay to do this now.

I'm tagging anyone who wants to do this meme.

(posted by Jaime)